Watch This Spurs Announcer Draw A Penis On Your TV Screen

November 9, 2015

Complete with the balls and everything.

The San Antonio Spurs stomped the visiting Charlotte Hornets by 20 points Saturday night, but it wasn’t a warm and fuzzy evening for everybody in the Spurs family.

Former player and current television analyst Sean Elliott experienced several technical difficulties with his microphone during the broadcast. The crew eventually got his mic working correctly, but Elliott then forgot that you’re supposed to use the electronic pen to dissect plays and not to draw big dick and ball combos sporting some kind of discharge.

In a related story, we now know what it takes for the Charlotte Hornets to make the news.

These women draw the “perfect penis” just a tad differently: Watch What Happens When Women Try To Draw The Perfect Penis

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.