If you’ve ever watched Spike TV’s “Bar Rescue,” you’re definitely familiar with host Jon Taffer. To say he’s a bit intense is an understatement, as most episodes feature the low-key suspense of worrying if this is finally when the veins in his head pop and he bursts into pieces. But what would it be like to text with the “Bar Rescue” locomotive? We aren’t positive, but judging by the show, probably something like this:
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