Here’s a friendly reminder that your Monday morning could be much worse.
I believe it was Big Tom Callahan who said, “Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.”
Well, here’s a vulture that can vouch that this is really good advice, and that it also applies to dead feral pigs:
By the looks of things, the innards of wild hog must taste like Skittles to vultures. This one, however, might want to think about taking a different route to get there or at least remember to create an escape hatch first the next time it has an appetite for some choice ass.
h/t Huffington Post
The vulture would be wise to refrain from sticking its head up this horse’s ass: We Should All Be As Happy As This Farting Horse
