It’s tough to top the excitement you feel as an amateur golfer when you approach the green knowing that you’re just one 40-foot putt away from finishing a hole two strokes under par, especially when you’re on the verge of notching your first-ever eagle.
It’s a lot like watching a girl unbutton her shirt before you’re about to see your first set of breasts, really. And I guess that would make what this poor guy’s “friend” did to him the equivalent to that girl’s dad walking into her bedroom a split second before the money shot.
Wow, that one hurts. Probably almost as much as getting a putter jammed up your ass, which we’re pretty sure any judge would have ruled a fair retaliation, especially if he’s a golfer.
h/t GQ
If you thought that guy was a dick, wait until you see what this jerk did: Wisconsin Man Kills ‘Friend’ With A Hatchet After Arguing About Oversleeping
