Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith Thinks Leonardo DiCaprio Painted The Mona Lisa

September 25, 2015

Remember way back in 2002 when Shepard Smith apologized for mistakingly saying “blow job” in a story about Jennifer Lopez and assured us he would never make a colossal screwup like that ever again?

Well, he did it again, although to be fair, it took him just shy of 13 years to do it.

According to Vanity Fair, the Fox News anchor was doing a story yesterday on scientists who are trying their damnedest to find the model for Leonardo Da Vinci’s masterpiece “Mona Lisa.” The report got off to a tough start, as Smith stumbled and stuttered his way through whatever was typed on the the teleprompter.

Then, boom went the dynamite:

Geez. Just when you thought there was no way DiCaprio could get any more ass, something like this happens. Now an entire generation of idiots watching Fox News are going to think he was also responsible for the greatest painting of all time.

I mean, it’s not like any of us really had a shot with his ladies before Smith’s blunder, but now that door is officially closed.

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