I know the Buffalo Bills lost to the New England Patriots yesterday, but if you’re going to go root for your team and watch a football game, you should do just that: watch the game. You should probably not bury your hand in your partner’s ass for everyone to see.
If your hands are cold, invest in some gloves. Or a foam finger. Don’t be gross like this Bills fan:


May they live happily ever after.
Via Deadspin
I guess soccer can be exciting, too: Soccer Player Gets Cut For Having Postgame Sex With Woman In Dugout