Watch This Bull Destroy Both The Matador And The Fools Who Try To Carry Him Off

September 4, 2015

Screenshot: LiveLeak

Coming up with a catchy title for your video can be one of the most challenging aspects of uploading it to the Internet, but in this case, the crew at LiveLeak pretty much nailed it with “Bull 3, Dumbshits 0.”

We’re not sure when and where the hilarity ensued, but it’s clear this matador and his assistants all deserved the ass pounding that was administered by the bull.

Watch This Bull Destroy Both The Matador And The Fools Who Try To Carry Him Off

I mean, call us crazy, but defending yourself against a bull charging at you at roughly 35 MPH sure seems like it would be a hell of a lot easier if you weren’t on your knees, brah.

Here’s a matador who literally gave a ballsy effort in the ring: Spanish Bullfighter’s Testicle ‘Eviscerated’ By Bull’s Horn

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

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