U.S. District Judge Richard M. Berman nullified Tom Brady‘s four-game suspension today, saying that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell used “his own brand of industrial justice” and unfairly punished the Patriots quarterback for what was deemed an unproven role in the Deflategate scandal.
Naturally, the Twitter world was all over the story like flies on a cow’s eyeballs. Here’s the best tweets so far:
Tom Brady after hearing the ruling… @barstoolsports @Lizzs_Lockeroom @nflcommish @Pseudo_RGIII @ChadwikoRCC pic.twitter.com/jUlmflVcG0
— Mike Souza (@RedskinRealist) September 3, 2015
Chin up, you aren’t the first guy to get pants’d by Brady and Bob Kraft @nflcommish
— Otinho (@ChocolateDaddy2) September 3, 2015
“@BMS_ThadCastle: Hey @nflcommish Tom Brady won’t say it so I will…. HOLD MY DICK pic.twitter.com/HpesuGg0tK” #patriotsequalcheaters
— Global Gossip!!! (@DelphiCr3w) September 3, 2015
To quote Tom Brady after the Divisional Round, “Maybe those guys gotta study the rule book and figure it out.” Am I right @NFL @nflcommish?
— Mario (@Fan_of_DET_313) September 3, 2015
. @nflcommish tried calling Brady to congratulate him on getting to play week 1 but Tom’s cell phone was destroyed. #Cheater #Patriots
— Kyle Gardner (@KyleGardner_) September 3, 2015
Tom Brady to @nflcommish right now. pic.twitter.com/MwptUE47E5
— Jared Carrabis (@Jared_Carrabis) September 3, 2015
@nflcommish go make Tom Brady a sandwich babe
— Adam Lucast (@adamlucast220) September 3, 2015
Tom Brady right now pic.twitter.com/ASPT8oEhm2
— Peyton (@PeytonBM18) September 3, 2015
The real winner today isn’t Tom Brady, it’s those who drafted him in the 10th round of fantasy football (including the judge) #deflategate
— Andrew Reveles (@AndyReveles) September 3, 2015
The greatest escapes in my lifetime: 1. Andy Dufresne; 2. Apollo 13; 3. Tom Brady.
— Steve Luhm (@sluhm) September 3, 2015
@NickSwardson I’d rather have Tom Brady draining my balls than Adrian Peterson whipping them. #deflategate #deeznutz
— Jeff Gilmer (@Gilmertime) September 3, 2015
@nflcommish lmao
— ADAm Pacman Jones (@REALPACMAN24) September 3, 2015
Apparently, Brady won’t be doing any of these things tonight: 21 Things Tom Brady Does After Every Loss