49ers Receiver ‘Endorses’ Presidential Candidate Deez Nuts

By Tommy Gimler

It’s been quite the week for 2016 presidential candidate Deez Nuts, as we told you yesterday about a recent poll in North Carolina that showed nine percent of the people would choose Nuts to be their next president.

Now, according to UPI, NFL wide receiver Torrey Smith has “endorsed” the candidate even though he has no shot of winning the upcoming election because he is a 15-year-old boy from Iowa named Brady Olson.

It’s not exactly a ringing endorsement from the San Francisco 49ers wideout, but it was good enough for the Deez Nuts for President 2016 Facebook Page, as they’re counting it as their fourth big endorsement of the young campaign.

Smith signed with the 49ers after spending his first four seasons with the Baltimore Ravens, but if football and sports gambling experts’ projections for this season are correct, it was not a good career move.

No word if there’s a Deez Nuts butt plug on the market yet, but you can get your hands on one that looks like Trump: Mexican Immigrant Creates Donald Trump Butt Plug

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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