Watch This D-Bag Soccer Player Drill A Ball Boy In The Face

August 7, 2015

It’s not like you needed one, but here’s another reason why soccer blows.

According to SB Nation, Saint Étienne lost to Tigru Mures yesterday in what sounds a lot like an evening with my wife: 90 minutes of very little scoring.

But the biggest loser of the 2-1 affair was this poor ball boy, who did nothing but stand where he was told. Unfortunately, that spot was the same spot where Saint Étienne forward Nolan Roux decided to go full asshole and kick a ball as hard as he could.

I mean, you wouldn’t want to go help the poor kid up or give some small semblance of an “I’m sorry,” right?

No word if the ball boy suffered a concussion or any other injuries as a result of the face shot. Also, no word if there is a bigger dickhead than Roux on Saint Étienne’s roster, but we would find that hard to believe.

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