Major Tool Showing Off In His Porsche 918 Crashes It Instead

By Tommy Gimler

Gunning it in your million-dollar sports car with one hand on the wheel while the other one is giving the devil horns to onlookers in a crowded parking lot of a ritzy French hotel: What could possibly go wrong?



This act of douchebaggery went down Sunday evening at the Hotel Epi Plage on France’s Mediterranean coast, but thankfully, nobody was injured or killed.

Given that the average price of a 2015 Porsche 918 Spyder Convertible is $868,675, it looks like this guy is going to have to make a call home to his daddy sometime in the near future.

Here’s another guy with penis issues wrecking his ride: British Guy Revving His Lamborghini Accidentally Sets It On Fire

Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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