Kids’ Football Game Takes Weird Turn When One of Them Gets Humped by Dog

July 16, 2015

One of these kids might need a therapist somewhere down the road, and it shouldn’t be too hard to figure out which one we’re talking about.

We don’t know much about Rachel Crippen other than she likes to “stand up” and “stand out,” according to her Twitter page. But let’s be honest: It’s pretty easy to stand out when you post a video of a French Bulldog humping some poor kid who is just trying to play football with his brother, who despite the distraction of his poor brother getting violated by a dog, still makes a nice one-handed catch rather easily.

Dont say anything just retweet pic.twitter.com/uUA1sLeaKU

— The P (@ohhewantstheP) July 15, 2015

You’d like to think that the video was so short because whoever was filming stopped to push the dog off the kid, but that’s a shame because it’s one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever seen.

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