To be honest, that table looked like it sucked anyway.
Some dude in what looks like a town known for its meth trade recently tried to slice a watermelon in half with a sword that looks like it could be worth more than the average house on his block.
It didn’t go so well.
“Like a boss” indeed, good sir.
The good news is that he should have no problem finding a brand new table at his local Walmart if he can find a way to come up with about 40 bucks. If not, there’s always Craigslist, buddy.
h/t Huffington Post
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