We’re not sure which is more embarrassing, the fact that this guy had his head stuck in a trash bin or those pants he was wearing.
According to The Sentinel, a 49-year-old British man was participating in a 24-hour charity golf outing for Alzheimer’s earlier this month when his game went to shit. Apparently, so did his brain.
Dave Sayer said his play at Wolstanton Golf Club had become atrocious and he had consumed “a few beers,” so he decided to “bin” his golf clubs. But when they wouldn’t fit in the trash can, he decided to put his head in it instead, and that’s where it stayed for the next 10 minutes.
If you find yourself questioning what in the hell somebody was doing with a full-sized jar of Vaseline in his possession on the golf course, you’re not alone. Sayer said that some chap was carrying it on him in an effort to “avoid sores.”
And yes, that’s probably the only thing more disgusting than having to breathe in the stank of a day’s worth of garbage for 10 minutes while being circled by wasps. I mean, I’d be washing my ears every 15 minutes for the rest of my life after hearing that.
Hey, at least he still has his ribs intact, unlike this guy: Guy Tries To Jump Over Subway Tracks, Fails Massively
