Sorry, Fido. There’s more to it than just sniffing butts.
You see, he knows how to get it ready, and that’s a really important part of the process, too. But it’s not the most important part, and until somebody helps this guy out in that department, he’ll never be more than a family of one.
You have to admire the patience and tolerance of the other dog who is anticipating the hump but never gets it. Also, you have to love how the kid filming the “air hump” sesh didn’t say “ew” about what he was watching until his father busted him at the end of the clip.
h/t Barstool Sports
Well, now that you’re in the mood: Dogs Humping Things: A Very Informative GIF Collection