The Texas Rangers left their ballpark without a win against the Boston Red Sox yesterday.
One of their fans left without her dignity.
According to Deadspin, Rangers first baseman Prince Fielder fouled off a pitch in the bottom of the first inning of their 5-1 defeat that came to rest in a woman’s tray of nachos, douching her with nacho cheese in the process.
Perhaps the worst part of that sequence is that it happened in the first inning, meaning she pretty much had to watch the entire game as a cheesehead.
And just for the record, that was NESN’s Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo’s actual commentary during the replay, not the audio of two guys describing a money shot from their favorite porno dubbed in by some kid living in his grandmother’s basement.
Hey, you’re better off catching a foul ball with your nachos than your head: Woman at Pittsburgh Pirates Game Got Drilled in the Head by a Foul Ball Last Night
