Of course, you won’t want them opening your beer.
According to The LAD Bible, an Argentinian beer company has come up with perhaps the best tooth replacement since gold. Yup, you guessed it: bottle openers.
Salta Beer, the main sponsor of the Salta Rugby Union, released this amazing ad campaign detailing how they are rewarding those players “who gave everything they’ve got on the field, including their teeth” by giving them tooth implants that double as bottle openers.
Based on what we’ve seen, the Argentinian dental surgeons did some pretty solid work. And it looks like if any of those former players are having trouble finding work after rugby life, there is no way their local dive bar can turn them away from being their next bartender.
Well, as long as they promise not to eat garlic fries before their shift.
Even if one of your friends isn’t a toothless rugby player, there are still ways to open your bottle of High Life: Opening Beers Without Bottle Openers: A Compilation
