Like most people, Chicago comic Tamale Rocks enjoys dropping a deuce by herself instead of having some pervert look on from the other side of a two-way mirror.
But after a recent set at Cigars and Stripes in the Chicago suburb of Berwyn, that is exactly what Rocks found waiting for her in the ladies’ room. Well, minus the pervert (this time).
If you think the discovery of the two-way mirror is the most shocking part of the story, think again.
Jezebel‘s Karyn Polewaczyk decided to give Cigars and Stripes a call to see if they had a comment on the video Rocks posted the YouTube, and boy did they ever.
Owner Ronnie Lottz told Polewaczyk that the mirror had been there since 2001, and it’s not going anywhere.
“I will burn this fucking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror,” Lottz said. “Do you know much joy that mirror has brought to us? We’re synonymous with Halloween. We do freaky family fun day, and all the kids look in the mirror. This is a fun house, honey, and if you don’t like the two-way mirror, go fuck yourself.”
So, remember, anytime you get busted with something perverted, just say it’s for the kids. Then I guess it’s all right.
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