Well, here’s guy who made a real horse’s ass of himself. Buh-dum-tish.
According to Huffington Post, jockey Blake Shinn didn’t finish first in a horse race earlier this week. He also didn’t finish with his dignity.
Heading into the final turn of the first race at Australia’s Canterbury racecourse Thursday afternoon, Shinn’s pants gave way and exposed his rear end for all to see.
A few people had some fun with Shinn’s mishap on Twitter following the race, and this was our favorite:
Random pic of @blake_shinn leaving Canterbury racecourse today pic.twitter.com/p8tn4Od6z0
– Shane Anderson (@Globalgallop) April 23, 2015
Shinn said he could feel his pants go almost as soon as the race started, but he still gave it his all and managed to finish in second place. Who knows? This might become Shinn’s signature move from here on out, as the distraction of having to stare at a man’s bare ass down the stretch might be too much for the other jockeys to overcome.
Here’s a jockey who won’t be racing anytime soon: Pennsylvania Horse Jockey Shot After Masturbating on Woman’s Porch