“You can’t be acting like this.”
“That’s good. Where am I?”
According to Knight News, police detained a UCF student who was tripping balls on campus Sunday afternoon after he allegedly punched one student in the face and attacked another.
The man told concerned students he was tripping on LSD, and luckily for us, the aftermath was captured on video.
UCF Student Tripping on LSD Gets Tased by Campus Police (NSFW Language)
The man initially seemed like he was going to calm down after yelling for either Mary Kate or cosmetics queen Mary Kay, but he suddenly turned violent and grabbed a student who was trying to help him.
After stumbling away from those students, the man made his way over to the John C. Hitt Library, where he took off his shirt because he thought he was on fire. That would explain why he then pulled the fire alarm. At that point, campus police armed with Tasers and a giant police dog arrived on the scene and turned his bad trip into an even shittier one.
The man was secured to a stretcher and proclaimed “Bring me to Florida!” before officers and medical personnel wheeled him away. He was taken to a holding cell instead, although we can’t imagine that being much worse than where he wanted to be.
