Lia Palmquist says her boyfriend Nathan Sellers does not want to give her the traditional family she desires. Mr. Sellers says Palmquist once gave “Wu some tang,” as in she had sex with every single member of the Wu Tang Clan. And naturally, the only way to settle a dispute like that is on “Divorce Court.”
Here’s how this one played out:
Let’s be honest: That might be the first time anybody has ever referred to the Wu Tang Clan as “gentlemen.”
Palmquist was seeking $3,500 from Sellers because her house became infested with bed bugs after he moved a bed frame from his storage unit to her joint when he briefly moved to Milwaukee in 2011. But since Palmquist waited more than three years to seek damages and slept with Sellers after her house became infested, Judge Lynn Toler ruled against her.
Plus, there is a slight chance that she got those bed bugs from Method Man instead.
It would have been interesting to see how this defense would have played out: Florida Man Gets Year in Jail After Epic Court Rant
