The Wisconsin-Oregon game Sunday night was a lot closer than most experts predicted. So was the floor to this poor kid’s face.
According to Barstool Sports, the Badgers were clinging to a six-point lead with just over two minutes remaining in the game when a towel boy trying to clean up some player’s slop off the floor damn near smashed his face on it instead.
Geez. Wisconsin head coach Bo Ryan looked more upset about that kid eating it than the kid himself.
There are several ways you could analyze this boy’s spill. The first would be to say that he probably wouldn’t have slipped if he would have done his job correctly. The second would be that it might be time for his parents to fork over some cash for some new Pumas.
But the third and probably our most favorite analysis is that you’re never too young to learn that life can be a bitch.
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