Nothing says St. Patrick’s Day quite like green beer, leprechauns and shamrocks.
Oh, and crotch sparks.
According to The Concourse, somebody at WGN hired a Cirque de la Femme performer for a morning show segment on St. Patrick’s Day, and depending on who you ask, it was either a giant mistake or the greatest 30 seconds of television in Chicago history.
Perhaps even crazier than the burlesque performer using a power tool against a metal box to make it look like her vagina was spewing sparks is the fact that at least a dozen kids watched on in both horror and delight.
Um, that wasn’t her “midsection,” bro.
In the future, WGN’s technical director might want to consider the phrase, “I’m not entirely sure what it is, but I know it involves a power tool,” as a cue to cut to commercial.
In a related story, at least one of those kids’ parents has already had the “birds and the bees” talk with their child, and we’re going to say it was the one who referred to the performance as “creepy and stinky.”
We’re not sure which was more epic, the sparks flying out of that woman’s naughty parts or this guy’s party: This Michigan Dude Threw a ‘Party for the Record Books’
