Photo: Universal Pictures
Why do people hate Waterworld so much? Beats me. I always thought it was an epic story about a half-fish man seeking justice on behalf of the non-fish human race. Here are a few other reasons it kicks ass, and if you disagree, well, then I’ll just respect your opinion and stuff.
1. Jack Black’s first big role.
2. Dennis Hopper. Period.
3. Kevin Costner drinks his own urine … and likes it.
4. This guy.
5. It shows what hipsters would look like if they were into boating.
6. Sea monsters get owned.
7. Pedophiles get shanked.
8. Feats of athleticism.
9. Jeanne Tripplehorn’s butt.
10. Aquatic sports are taken up a notch.
11. Gills!
12. Prisoners get drowned in poop.
13. That eyeball.
14. They used up all the steel in Hawaii building sets.
15. Costner takes no guff from children.
