They’re finally here. After about 37 totally meaningless movie awards ceremonies, the grand-daddy of them all has arrived. The Oscars. The most important, and pretentious, movie night of the year. With all of that self-seriousness packed into one theater, you better believe there are going to be some overly dramatic acceptance speeches. Unfortunately, they are all going to be pretty much the same. Fill in the blanks below and you, too, can thank just about everyone in your life for this very special achievement.
