Oregon’s Mascot Flashed a Few Spectators at the National Championship

January 13, 2015

If you thought Oregon’s play last night was hard to watch, wait until you see what the school’s mascot did off the field.

Via Deadspin, the Oregon Duck made his way around AT&T Stadium last night, entertaining the Oregon faithful and apparently doing whatever it took to earn a few extra bucks.

The full frontal came after two CBS radio hosts began throwing money at the glass that separated them from the duck. We’re not sure how much cash they threw at the bird, but it was obviously enough to get more than just a peek.

Thankfully, the Oregon Duck is about as anatomically gifted as a Ken doll, so any parents in attendance with their kids were spared from giving the old “birds and the bees” talk during the first ever College Football Playoff National Championship game.

One guy who didn’t like it? Larry the Dr. Pepper Guy:

…then Larry the @drpepper guy tried fighting the duck through the glass. How’d we get in here? pic.twitter.com/wM0aReApCP

– Gio and Jones (@GioAndJones) January 13, 2015

Oregon wound up getting spanked by Ohio State 42-20, but no word if “Puddles” also got spanked for his raunchy behavior.

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