Jose Canseco is Trying to Sell His Middle Finger

November 19, 2014

And it looks like you’ll be able save some cash if you bundle it with the gun he used to shoot it off his hand.

According to Huffington Post, former MLB MVP and admitted steroids user Jose Canseco is interested in selling his middle finger that he accidentally shot off his hand while cleaning his gun.

Canseco initially tried to have the finger reattached, but he is apparently giving up after it fell off during a poker game last week.

Canseco told his Twitter followers that he wanted to auction off his dismembered digit on eBay and was thinking about packaging it with the .45 Remington that did the dirty work a few weeks ago. But since the website doesn’t allow for the sale of guns or body parts or human remains unless they are “items containing human scalp hair and skulls and skeletons intended for medical use,” the former “Bash Brother” might have to shop it elsewhere.

And since most vendors have also told Canseco and his finger to take a hike, it looks like he’ll be stuck with it for the time being despite the fact that it is “smelling really bad.”

Here’s a finger story that is just a tad on the sexier side: Anna Kendrick Reveals That Katy Perry Finger-Banged Her Cleavage

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