Attention everyone, it might be time to reconsider your career choices.
Meet Jessica Vanessa, the social media star who makes more money in six seconds than many people do all year. How does she do it, you ask? Well, since you seem to be incapable of reading headlines, I’ll tell you here as well. She does it by shooting short videos of herself twerking for over two million followers on Vine and other social media outlets.
Yes, the ex-teacher’s assistant has built quite the following by doing what the Oxford English Dictionary defines as “dancing to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.”
While she also performs various comedic skits for her followers as well, the large audience was initially built on her, well…I believe the kids call it: “shaking dat ass.” It is due to this following, that a number of companies pay her obscene amounts to mention them or their products.
So, feel free to enjoy slaving away at your desk job for your mediocre income. We’ll just be over here working on our butt jiggles.
