What started out like any other typical Wednesday at the J.W. Marriott in downtown Miami-complete with well-dressed valets carrying luggage and hundreds of balloons-quickly turned into the most insane carjacking we have ever seen when a 20-year-old dude decided it was the perfect moment to steal an SUV.
According to Uproxx, Alberto Ruiz was hit with seven counts of battery, carjacking and attempted murder after 90 seconds of pure insanity last week that featured the ramming of vehicles while driving both forward and in reverse.
The maneuvers pinned both hotel workers and concerned patrons between vehicles, severely injuring seven of them. Luckily, nobody was killed on account of Ruiz’s stupid ass, and from the looks of it, not a single balloon was lost during the chaos either.
Ruiz was eventually nabbed by police a short while later, as it probably wasn’t too difficult to track down a Lexus SUV with nearly $10,000 worth of damage cruising through the streets of Miami.
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