Notre Dame and Michigan have clashed on a football field 42 times since 1887, but with the Fighting Irish loading up their schedule with ACC games beginning next year, Saturday’s game in South Bend was the last scheduled meeting between the two until “who knows when.”
Given that it was the final game of one college football’s biggest rivalries, most fans expected the game to be a hard-fought nail-biter. But when the dust had settled, Notre Dame had administered a 31-0 ass-pounding.
While we’re sure the outcome didn’t sit well with most Michigan fans, it would be quite difficult to find a Wolverines fan who was more upset about the loss than Paul from Toledo. He called into Ann Arbor radio station WTKA after Notre Dame ended Michigan’s record of 365 games without getting shut out that dated back to 1984.
To say he wasn’t happy about it would be a bigger understatement than saying Kate Upton is kind of attractive (click for audio):
Damn. For his sake, we hope Michigan doesn’t lay an egg against Miami of Ohio this weekend or else he might spontaneously combust.
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