As the saying goes, these 2014 NFL starters are “built like football players.” But what are football players actually built like? Here are a few comparisons that illustrate just how much punch these guys are actually packing.

Baltimore Ravens
245 pounds
Weighs as much as: 12 full grown male pugs

Green Bay Packers
225 pounds
Weighs as much as: Hot Dog Eating Champion Takeru Kobayashi, plus 776 hot dogs

Philadelphia Eagles
207 pounds
Weighs as much as: A miniature llama in a 6-foot inflatable kiddie pool

Detroit Lions
236 pounds
Weighs as much as: Jim Henson and eight Muppets

Houston Texans
249 pounds
Weighs as much as: A “Jurassic Park” pinball machine

Denver Broncos
230 pounds
Weighs as much as: A model playing Xbox 360 on a 78″ LED Flat Screen TV

Buffalo Bills
375 pounds
Weighs as much as: An orca whale at birth

Kansas City Chiefs
346 pounds
Weighs as much as: Seven holiday lawn blowups

San Diego Chargers
228 pounds
Weighs as much as: An average-sized lederhosen-lady, carrying 13 two-liter glass beer steins