Last season, we thought it’d be amusing to mess around on Photoshop and see what it would look like if today’s NFL quarterbacks were bald. The results brought joy to our hearts. But we couldn’t get to all of the league’s QBs. So to make sure everyone feels included heading into the 2014 NFL season, we worked up a new batch of stars with no hair. (Warning: Johnny Manziel with a receding hairline may haunt your dreams.)
Eli Manning, New York Giants
Johnny Manziel, Cleveland Browns
Joe Flacco, Baltimore Ravens
Robert Griffin III, Washington Redskins
Russell Wilson, Seattle Seahawks
Nick Foles, Philadelphia Eagles
Matt Ryan, Atlanta Falcons
Andy Dalton, Cincinnati Bengals
Sam Bradford, St. Louis Rams (Sorry, Sam, we did this before you hurt your knee. No hard feelings?)