Let’s be honest, there is no way the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars is having this much fun.
According to Deadspin, photos surfaced this week of Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones in what looks like a restroom with two women, including one of a woman’s face pressed against his junk and another of him using his hands to get a little more than a woman’s phone number.
The pictures were first posted to the internet by a man named Frank Hoover, who also released a 20-page manifesto explaining that the pictures were taken as part of an attempt to blackmail the Cowboys owner. Along the way, Hoover also makes the claim that he is in fact the son of God.
The manifesto was meant specifically for Jones and goes into detail about a script that Hoover began working on in 2005 about the extortion he was about to be a part of.
How much of the letter is truth might never be known, but one thing we can probably all agree on is that Jerry Jones’ life is much better than ours.
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