ESPN Analyst Says Shabazz Napier Will Keep It Going in ‘South Bitch’

June 27, 2014

If that’s really what it’s called, then we finally get why Dwyane Wade loves playing there so much.

LeBron James opted out of the final two years of his contract with the Miami Heat earlier this week, and it was rumored that the Heat front office was going to do whatever it took to get UConn guard/stud Shabazz Napier in last night’s NBA Draft in an effort to woo James back to South Beach.

Well, at least that’s what it used to be called.

ESPN analyst Tom Penn was given the simple task of describing just how much drafting Napier would mean to the Heat’s future as well as the effect it could have on getting James back into a Miami uniform. It didn’t go so well:

Let’s be honest. If you’ve been to Miami lately, “South Bitch” is pretty accurate.

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