Even though she’s a 101-year-old grandmother, Kitty Cohen looks like she’s in better shape than Pablo Sandoval.
Despite being alive when Woodrow Wilson was President of the United States, Cohen was able to run onto the field before yesterday’s Angels-Blue Jays game in Toronto and throw out the first pitch. And as you would expect from an adorable 101-year-old grandma, Cohen had some fun with the crowd before uncorking her best fastball to Toronto’s backup catcher Josh Thole.
That would pretty much be the only highlight of the day for Blue Jays fans, as their beloved team was curb stomped by the visiting Angels by the score of 9-3.
It is also worth noting just how much better Cohen was at throwing out the first pitch than rising NBA star John Wall, a 23-year-old professional athlete in tip-top shape.
If Wall wasn’t embarrassed by his effort before a 101-year-old woman was asked to throw out the first pitch, he sure as hell should be now.
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