Neville Flynn and Portland Trail Blazers forward Thomas Robinson have had enough with these motherf**king snakes in this motherf**king locker room. And no, we’re not talking about LaMarcus Aldridge’s man meat.
According to the guys at Deadspin, Robinson reached for a bag in his locker before last night’s game in San Antonio but instead found a three- to four-foot-long snake chilling out in the back of it.
The snake apparently didn’t scare the panties off of every Trail Blazers player, as guard Mo Williams snapped those pictures and threw them up on Instagram. While the team initially thought it was a baby rattlesnake, officials at the AT&T Center later determined it was non-venomous.
There were no reports of any injuries to the Portland players, and the snake was “removed.”
What took place on the basketball court shortly after was quite a bit more disturbing, as the Trail Blazers got their asses handed to them, losing by 17 points to the Spurs and in the process, falling into an 0-2 hole in their best-of-seven series.
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