Every 4 years the Winter Olympics come around and we’re forced to pretend to care about events that look like they were invented on a dare. And so, we decided to ask ourselves, “How would a drunk person describe these events?”

Every 4 years the Winter Olympics come around and we’re forced to pretend to care about events that look like they were invented on a dare. And so, we decided to ask ourselves, “How would a drunk person describe these events?”