Ladies and gentleman, I am on a roll. I had yet another winning week last week, going 3-1, only losing with the Ravens in that wild snow game in Baltimore. That brings my total record to 16-6-1, a winning percentage unmatched in the sports betting world. If you have not been making millions gamblin’ with Gary yet, now is the time. These bets are 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO MAKE US ALL RICH, and I am willing to share them with you to prove it. I’m putting my money where my mouth is. Feel free to join me.
CAN’T LOSE BET #1 (NFL)
Washington (+7) at Atlanta – Washington +7
In a battle of the two most disappointing teams in the NFC this season, you may be wondering why I am even bothering with this game. Two reasons: One is because I think Falcons coach Mike Smith is terrible and will find some way to lose points for his team on Sunday. Two is because Redskins coach Mike Shanahan is an egomaniac with an agenda. He has finally gotten his way by shutting down RG3 for the rest of the season and is starting Kirk Cousins. Cousins is fully capable of making big plays for the Redskins. Combine this with the fact that Shanahan is going to coach his ass off to show that he was right all along, and you have a recipe for an easy Washington cover to break their five-game losing streak (both straight up and against the spread).
CAN’T LOSE BET #2 and #3 (NFL)
New Orleans at St. Louis – New Orleans -6.5 and OVER 47
Everyone knows that the Saints are a juggernaut at home, so you might be a little hesitant to take them as a favorite on the road. Don’t be, you pansy. Part of the issue with the Saints’ road struggles has to do with playing outdoors. The Rams play indoors, and after two straight losses they are out of the playoff picture. They’ll be playing for pride, but that won’t be nearly enough against Brees, Graham and company. Take the Saints and the over, and go ahead and start spending your money now.
CAN’T LOSE BET #4 (NFL)
New York Jets at Carolina – OVER 40.5
As my faithful (and wise) followers know, I love betting against trends. It has paid off handsomely so far, and this week’s most glaring trend to buck is the under in Panthers games. Carolina has been involved in six straight unders, including their 31-13 loss last week in New Orleans, so it makes sense that this is the lowest posted total on the board. However, I fully expect them to bounce back and score a lot of points at home against the Jets. If you need more convincing, the Jets give up an average of 30.66 points per game on the road. The Panthers may cover this total on their own. Hammer it, and thank me later.
