Fantasy football season is upon us. Which means it’s time for all the cool kids who are too cool to confess that they love fantasy football to make fun of the kids who talk incessantly about their fantasy football team. To reinforce that narrative, we created a scouting report of what would make up the ultimate fantasy football player (think Megatron if he sat at a computer looking at cheat sheets all day.)
Editor’s Note: This scouting report would apply to almost every Mandatory.com editor.
