Footage has emerged of rap fan and human meme generator Shia LaBeouf dropping freestyle rhymes on a wide variety of topics, including cousins, shoes, Tupac, pronouns, adjectives, Transformers, potatoes and tuna casserole.
In his latest rapping escapade (below) LaBeouf manages to rhyme “potatoes” with “Galileo”, diss Transformers as “the dummy rap”, and big himself up to the point where he actually smiles after a few of his better lines — especially the one about being a rocket.
“Yes sir this Jewish kid still spew this sick shit though. Watch me, I got a sick flow,” LaBeouf can be seen spitting among a group of onlookers, before finishing his freestyle with a pretty dope final stanza:
“Rare commodity / The quality is what it’s gotta be / And my philosophy is much farther than what your eyes can see / Half-assed casts you can get the fast cash / But I got a gas mask / So you know I got the last laugh.”
Catch LaBeouf’s freestyle in full, below.
