There’s nothing worse than a crying baby. Okay, two or more crying babies. It’s the most horrible sound ever, but thankfully there’s a cure: your iPhone. Play the baby some music and if he or she finds a favorite song, it’ll become the ultimate weapon against the “waaaahs.” Here are 7 songs that stop babies from crying:
Notorious B.I.G. – “Hypnotize”
Calms even the most notorious B.A.B.Y.
John Williams – “Star Wars Theme”
Use the Force, Luke. But to get a baby to stop crying, use the theme song.
Psy – “Gangnam Style”
Diaper Style.
McFly – “Obviously”
Ya gonna cry, McFly? Huh?
Bob Marley – “Buffalo Soldier”
Get your baby super hiiiiiiigh.
Bon Jovi – “Because We Can”
He’s here to take a stand (while sitting in a car seat).
Wolf Dog Cries
Wolves make the best parents.
Geoffrey Golden is the author of Frankenstein’s Girlfriend, a bestselling humor book on Amazon.
