5 Skiing Animals

By Geoffrey Golden

The animal kingdom is trying to figure out why humans would strap boards to our feet and slide down snowy hills. They’re generally more into eating and sleeping, so let’s give credit to these brave, few animals for entering the “white” world of sports. Here are 5 videos of animals skiing:

 

Skiing Cat

That’s why God gave cats Velcro.

 

Skiing Ostrich

By skiing, he’s really sticking his neck out.

 

Snowboarding Dogs

Pimping ain’t easy. Neither is training a dog to do this.

 

Skiing Porcupine

That porcupine’s a snowboarder trying to make a statement.

 

Skiing “Horse”

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says two guys dressed as a horse can’t enter the Olympics. Wait, no, never mind. Page 5.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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