10 New Years Resolutions Of Video Game Heroes

By Geoffrey Golden

We all have bad habits and things we want to change about ourselves. Cycles are difficult to break – any video game character who has died 150 times in a row could tell you that. However, self-improvement takes more than just a 1-Up or a power suit. Let’s see what kind of New Years Resolutions our favorite video game heroes are making.

 

Super Mario

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Mega Man

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Donkey Kong

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Kirby

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Chell

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Link

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Solid Snake

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Chun-Li

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Pac-Man

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Sonic

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Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2, 3.

Geoffrey Golden
Geoffrey Golden

Comedy Channel Contributor

Geoffrey Golden is a writer AND a fighter from West Hollywood, CA. He's the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, "The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans," sold in bookstores across the country. Geoffrey has also written for a bunch of magically glamorous Hollywood movie studios and websites, including Fox, Warner Bros, CraveOnline, Cracked, Comedy.com, National Lampoon and Lionsgate. As for his fighting experience, Geoffrey has faced off for both the Marvel and Capcom teams, but thinks Ryu and Wolverine should bury the hatchet already.

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