Like the rest of us, you’ve been conned into buying some weird crap. Now there’s a graveyard of impulse buys living in your basement with no home and no promise. And, while we’re in the same boat, there’s nothing unnecessary about a toilet seat that cleans your ass with gentle warm water while also heating your butt during your bathroom ongoings. Ditch the toilet paper and switch it for something a little more green and natural with this Aim to Wash! Smart Toilet Seat.
There is literally no better time to be alive than one where your behind is more coddled than your mental health (and sometimes you really can kill two birds with one stone). This smart toilet seat is everything you would expect it to be. So, how in the hell does a toilet seat with intellectual capabilities work? With warmth, silly! The warm water from the tankless design spurts directly onto your tuchus and gives you a nice, clean feel, which will alleviate the use of gobs of toilet paper. When you’re done getting a little tushy wash, the warm air dryer will put in work getting you nice and dry in just under 30 seconds.
Surely you didn’t believe the benefits stopped there, did you? The toilet seat itself is warmed, so even if you’re not doing your business and are just scrolling through social media (possibly hiding from the family), you can always have a warm butt on-demand. There’s also an LED night light built into the toilet seat, so your nighttime bowel movements can be met with convenience rather than strife (unless you’re backed up, can’t help you there friend). Speaking of ease, the one-button control and LED indicators allow for a no-fuss, no-mess experience with your new bathroom pal.
Get the Aim to Wash! Smart Toilet Seat for $199.99 (Reg. $299).
Prices subject to change.
