Wipe that sweat off your brow, we made it through another week of madness. More and more people may be putting Twitter down to escape from the daily doom updates, and in doing so they could be missing out on some of the hilarity that is still out there trying to make the world not seem so glum. Thankfully you have us, and it’s Friday, which means it’s once again time for the funniest tweets of the week! If you were unfortunate to miss our last collection of tweets, not to worry, you poor bastard. We’re here for you if you need us. Now, catch up on all the Twitter insanity here then be sure to follow us on Twitter @Mandatory.
https://twitter.com/DanaWhissen/status/1506690199677329410?s=20&t=ckQ41uU5HuZlCqhUbj0M3A
https://twitter.com/SteenaSalido/status/1506693696124641282?s=20&t=ckQ41uU5HuZlCqhUbj0M3A
patiently waiting for a buzzfeed article titled “57 Ways The Russia Ukraine War Could Affect You” before taking any sides
— anwar (@theanwarnewton) March 24, 2022
https://twitter.com/BaeFranklin/status/1504649524899315712?s=20&t=ckQ41uU5HuZlCqhUbj0M3A
Sorrryyyy we keep forgetting some of these fuckers can fly. So look out for that
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) March 17, 2022
Shout out to the top 5 toes in the world, pinkie, big, tip, mistle, and tick tack.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) March 21, 2022
To the tune of “West End Girls” pic.twitter.com/a3T8yEvarj
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 24, 2022
Put this into production, you cowards! pic.twitter.com/024mDvOSLU
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 20, 2022
https://twitter.com/90sWWE/status/1504829392022917120?s=20&t=ckQ41uU5HuZlCqhUbj0M3A
STINGER NOOOOOOOOOOOO #WWE2K22 pic.twitter.com/ojezlMZ1O5
— Mega Ran (@MegaRan) March 23, 2022
kirby is cute pic.twitter.com/MvdBo2QxRI
— Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick) March 24, 2022
who tryin to kiss by the shrekgetables pic.twitter.com/OG9jtZtJCK
— alex (@notfunnyatalI) March 16, 2022
Who were your favorite spice girls? Mine were ginger and scary. All other answers will be taken as personal attacks pic.twitter.com/TVz1hhtVsN
— skooty puff jr (@micropeener) March 9, 2022
https://twitter.com/OfficialKat/status/1507104142715600920?s=20&t=1_zXMZTS7FDsPRxibtbdZg
https://twitter.com/TheRealBruin/status/1506650060502749186?s=20&t=vKXpqB0bgUbhXLX2IzgKjg
