In a world where we’re all way too uptight and worried about the next big disaster, some things are just put in place to take the edge off. No no, we’re not talking about anything stupid or risky, we’re talking about a nice pull of your favorite herb or tobacco product of your choice. And, given that the world is truly going to hell in a handbasket, it sounds like you’re going to need that sweet relief fast. Get it the modern, high-tech way with this Simple One-Hitter And Dugout Bundle.
Okay smokers, jokers, and tokers, here’s what you get with this bundle: not only will you score a simple one-hitter for all of your herbal needs, but you’ll also get a compact dugout to match. The one-hitter is made from inert aluminum and features patent-pending airflow tech, which means you’ll get a clean pull each time. The slider function allows you to adjust bowl size from .1x to 2x standard one-hitter. Need to clean it? No sweat. The single-screw disassembly provides simple deep cleaning, so you’re always ready for the next taste without that crusty after-burn. As an added bonus, it’s shatter-proof, because we know you’re clumsy as hell, don’t even try and lie about it.
Now, on to the dugout: made from aircraft-grade aluminum with a type II anodized finish, this bad boy is proven to last you, what feels like, an absolute lifetime. The neodymium magnets secure the cap in place and protect your herbs, just in case that clumsiness comes back to bite you in the ass. And, standing 53% smaller and 41% slimmer than standard dugouts, it promises to stay discrete while still providing equal or greater storage capacity.
Get the Simple One-Hitter And Dugout Bundle, which also includes a flathead poker and manual, for $34.95 (Reg. $50).
Prices subject to change.
