Over the weekend, pop icon Justin Timberlake really proved sexy’s back while out with his Palmer co-star Alisha Wainwright. The two were spotted at a bar in New Orleans doing what drunk-as-hell co-stars do: canoodling and holding hands — which was totally innocent and not the precursor to some extramarital fun. But if it were, Timberlake should do what he does best to diffuse the situation with Jessica: use the gift of song. Keep reading to see our picks for the Justin Timberlake lyrics that might get him out of the doghouse.
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Justin Timberlake Doghouse Lyrics
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'Funny how a few words turn into sex.'
Or handholding. Right, JT?
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'Ain't gonna play these games with you, but I still love you.'
And that's probably because Timberlake was so drunk he doesn't even remember it.
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'Don't be so quick to walk away. Gonna rock your body till the break of day.'
Jessica! Think of his moves. Don't leave him yet!
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'You're outta this world but you're not green. You don't know what you mean to me.'
When all else fails, go cheesy. Cheating, or the appearance thereof, is a big deal and Timberlake might have to grovel.
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'Don't want to think about it. Don't want to talk about it. I'm just so sick about it. Can't believe it's ending this way.'
This is a man-child's typical response to an imploding relationship.
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'Don't you want to feel the breeze? And forget everything, baby?'
Yeah. Forget everything. So Timberlake can come home...eventually.
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'And your enemies are your thoughts, baby, so just let 'em go, 'cause all I need is a moment alone.'
Common sense would suggest that whatever's going on between Timberlake and his co-worker is not that innocent.
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'You see these shackles, baby. I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave.'
Perhaps all Mrs. Timberlake needs to let this go is a little light whipping of her husband.
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'Girl, you know we've been together such a long, long time. And now I'm ready to lay it on the line.'
Timberlake is a party machine. Either that, or he drinks too much to tell the difference between his wife and his co-star. Women!
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'Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm tired of arguing, girl.'
And if none of that works, he might as well resort to gaslighting.
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'Girl, you amaze me. Ain't gotta do nothing crazy. See, all I want you to do is be my love.'
Jessica, all he's asking is for you to look right past his glaring faults. Please. For the love of God.
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'Cry me a river.'
Oh, Britney.
