Lady Gaga Must Be Promoting Something

At first I thought it was abstinence, but then I realized Lady Gaga has a new album out so I guess she has to dress like this for us to write about it. Pretty smart. The Internet tells me she’s on tour but just doing bars so the regular people can see her perform until she’s chokes on the corporate dick of the Super Bowl halftime show. Life requires balance. Lady Gaga has this whole thing figured out, man.

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