When I was in high school, I took a lifeguard certification course. Then in the summer of my junior year, I got a job at Fantasy Lake. They gave me a whistle and let me sit in a lifeguard chair. On my first day, I pulled this chick out of the water who was having a seizure. Much to my surprise, people thought I was a lifeguard. This story is kinda like that. Us Magazine reports:
For years, Kelly Clarkson’s sexuality has been called into question. But during an appearance on The View Thursday, the 29-year-old American Idol champ decided to set the record straight once and for all. “I’m from a small town, so everyone’s married with children or about to have children. It’s a little hard when you go home and people are like — and that’s why people think I’m gay — because they’re like, ‘Why aren’t you married?’ And I’m like, ‘It doesn’t happen for everyone right off the bat!'” “I’ve dated some cool guys, but I don’t know if I’ve dated someone where I could spend my whole life with them,” Clarkson added. “The last date I went on was horrible, so I’d like to go on a good date.”
She never really says she’s not a lesbian, so let’s just all assume she is one. Although I am sorry that she’s been on so many horrible dates lately. But in their defense, not many people can name everything that’s in a Grand Slam.
