Elle MacPherson Can Stop Now

I don’t know if Elle MacPherson has trademarked her nickname “The Body” or not, because I can see how that would be sort of embarrassing today. Don’t get me wrong, Elle McPherson was hot when I had a CD adapter for the tape deck in my car, but not so much in 2008. If I was a rich dude with a boat, I couldn’t see the point of inviting Elle MacPherson on board unless she was going to teach the teen Russian models an effective runway walk. That’s it! Work it girls!